Ortiz's Bottled Red Whine

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10-12-2006, 06:07 AM

D-word

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Ortiz's Bottled Red Whine

Yabahoobs wrote:

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Ugh, I see it's time to bestow my infinite wisdom on the BoSux masses again.... You see, classless intellectually inferior vegetables of Boston : Steroids target the growth of muscle mass by artificially inducing very high levels of testosterone. Ya know muscles...like your arm, your leg,, your back...AND YOUR HEART. Heart contractions are controlled by involantary electrical impulses being sent through THE MUSCLES OF YOUR HEART. Asymetry in the forces produced by forces of the contracting heart muscles (with respect to the two chamber volumes) produces A HEARTBEAT DISRYTHMIA...otherwise known as ventricular (the larger heart chamber) fibrilation. Heart complications are a common and known sympton of excessive use of roids. Do your homework before sucking your Red Sox idols off.

What an ignorant chode.

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10-12-2006, 01:31 PM

StreetMedic StreetMedic is offline

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Ortiz's Bottled Red Whine

Coma's Biggest Fan wrote:

(Sorry, CBF, I had to respond to Yaba-boob via your post, since he got
plonked a while back, too.)

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Yabahoobs wrote:
Ya know muscles...like your arm, your leg,, your back...AND YOUR HEART. Heart contractions are controlled by involantary electrical impulses being sent through THE MUSCLES OF YOUR HEART. Asymetry in the forces produced by forces of the contracting heart muscles (with respect to the two chamber volumes) produces A HEARTBEAT DISRYTHMIA...

It does? Well, you'd better let the American Heart Association know
about your new research, then.

otherwise

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known as ventricular (the larger heart chamber) fibrilation.

Which is not to be confused with *atrial* fibrillation, chucklehead.

Besides, "a heartbeat disrythmia" [sic; actually, it's dysrhythmia, or
arrhythmia, if you're old-school. But, of course, you knew that, and
were just testing, right?] is not "otherwise known as ventricular
fibrillation."

VF is only one of many possible dysrhythmias from which a heart can
suffer, and it's got nothing to with "asymetry in the forces produced by
the forces of the contracting" blah-blah-blahs. But I guess that comes
from getting your working medical knowledge from Wikipedia and Yankee
newsgroups.

Heart

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complications are a common and known sympton of excessive use of roids.

Maybe so, but *you're* still wrong... :-P

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Do your homework before sucking your Red Sox idols off.

Heh-heh. Whatever.

S-M

#43

10-12-2006, 04:49 PM

D-word

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StreetMedic wrote:

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Yabahoobs wrote:

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Ya know muscles...like your arm, your leg,, your back...AND YOUR HEART. Heart contractions are controlled by involantary electrical impulses being sent through THE MUSCLES OF YOUR HEART. Asymetry in the forces produced by forces of the contracting heart muscles (with respect to the two chamber volumes) produces A HEARTBEAT DISRYTHMIA...

[StreetMedic wrote:]

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It does? Well, you'd better let the American Heart Association know about your new research, then.

I got a good chuckle out of this post. I'm imagining Yabahoobs in a
white lab coat -- and a Burger King hat -- doing "research." Don't
forget to wash your hands when you return from the head, Yabahoobs.
This is why you should never eat fast food.

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