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10-07-2006, 09:38 PM

Granville Waiters' Ghost Granville Waiters' Ghost is offline

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In article <1160219433.533295.266240@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.c om>,
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"It's not mine" leaves it to the discretion of the police in the first instance, and usually the last as in my experience judges will defer in matters of possession to the arresting officer's report. My guess is it was (a) a completely miniscule amount, AND (not or) (b) probably in that little door shelf and found only after a search. Since a trace amount usually only calls for a fine, it's probably not worth the bother to determine who stuck it there.

Is that even a question? The Korean grocer did it. Classic revenge scenario. It's a little-known fact (*) that, in rural areas of Korea, the offering of an extended finger still counts as a marriage proposal. The Korean grocer was probably surprised to have a tall man in a Pacers uniform proposing marriage, but there was no way for the grocer to tell that Jackson breaks down in the fourth quarter. Just from the look of him, all that athletic ability, you might guess he'd be a fairly good player, so the Korean grocer probably thought, what the hell, I can always get a divorce if this doesn't work out. I'm guessing that the grocer was either horribly offended by Jackson passing gas after the finger-pull or horribly offended by a quick perusal of the Pacers team preview in this year's Street & Smith. Either way, Jackson got what was coming to him.

Is this an alternate scenario for Mississippi Masala? He's just a poor
rural black man, she's the heir to a Korean grocer's fortune, and
everyone is standing in their way. And trying to run over Denzell with
their cars.

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10-09-2006, 12:23 AM

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Frank Rizzo wrote:

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Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:>In article <1160177560.135313.198840@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.c om>,>"sv0f" <sashankvarma@yahoo.com> wrote:>>>>>Dave wrote:>>>>>>>Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:>>>>>>>>>>I believe all of these players have shot to the top of Dave Jayhawk's>>>>draft chart.>>>>>>I gotta admit, Quagmire PR is working overtime just to get ready for>>>the opening tip. They've bought a second fax and everything. The>>>Legal Team has a November-June vacation blackout in effect, AND we got>>>our local Magistrate Court to extend their hours of operation.>>>Electricity is in the air!>>>>You might want to double up on the fax paper, given this new>>development:>>>With a bullet! I want to make sweet love to this story, this is really>the greatest thing since Olowokandi got shot with a tazer. It's got>elements of that with Caffey and Payton's Great Milwaukee Strip Club>Adventure and anything involving Rasheed Wallace. Just great.>>>>>>>Officers found a small amount of marijuana in the passenger side door of>>>Pacer point guard Jamaal>>>Tinsley's car, police said. Officers could not determine the car's driver>>>or to whom the marijuana>>>belonged, so no arrests were made.>>>>"How could that weed be mine? I'm over here in the driver's seat.>>There's no way I could reach my stubby arm all the way over to the>>passenger side door. I'm an NBA player, not Plastic Man!">>>>Granville, is this really a legally sufficient excuse?>>>"It's not mine" leaves it to the discretion of the police in the first>instance, and usually the last as in my experience judges will defer in>matters of possession to the arresting officer's report. My guess is it>was (a) a completely miniscule amount, AND (not or) (b) probably in that>little door shelf and found only after a search. Since a trace amount>usually only calls for a fine, it's probably not worth the bother to>determine who stuck it there.Are the Pacers America's crack wagon V 3.0???Rizzo

jailblazers east.lee

I like America's crackwagon V 3.0 (1.0 was Cowboys under Switzer, 2.0 was Portland Jailblazers)

its tough being a cowboys fan.....

lee

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10-09-2006, 01:17 AM

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Lee Watkins wrote:

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Frank Rizzo wrote:>Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:>>>>In article <1160177560.135313.198840@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.c om>,>>"sv0f" <sashankvarma@yahoo.com> wrote:>>>>>>>>>Dave wrote:>>>>>>>>>>Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:>>>>>>>>>>>>>I believe all of these players have shot to the top of Dave Jayhawk's>>>>>draft chart.>>>>>>>>I gotta admit, Quagmire PR is working overtime just to get ready for>>>>the opening tip. They've bought a second fax and everything. The>>>>Legal Team has a November-June vacation blackout in effect, AND we got>>>>our local Magistrate Court to extend their hours of operation.>>>>Electricity is in the air!>>>>>>You might want to double up on the fax paper, given this new>>>development:>>>>>>With a bullet! I want to make sweet love to this story, this is really>>the greatest thing since Olowokandi got shot with a tazer. It's got>>elements of that with Caffey and Payton's Great Milwaukee Strip Club>>Adventure and anything involving Rasheed Wallace. Just great.>>>>>>>>>>>>Officers found a small amount of marijuana in the passenger side door of>>>>Pacer point guard Jamaal>>>>Tinsley's car, police said. Officers could not determine the car's driver>>>>or to whom the marijuana>>>>belonged, so no arrests were made.>>>>>>"How could that weed be mine? I'm over here in the driver's seat.>>>There's no way I could reach my stubby arm all the way over to the>>>passenger side door. I'm an NBA player, not Plastic Man!">>>>>>Granville, is this really a legally sufficient excuse?>>>>>>"It's not mine" leaves it to the discretion of the police in the first>>instance, and usually the last as in my experience judges will defer in>>matters of possession to the arresting officer's report. My guess is it>>was (a) a completely miniscule amount, AND (not or) (b) probably in that>>little door shelf and found only after a search. Since a trace amount>>usually only calls for a fine, it's probably not worth the bother to>>determine who stuck it there.>>>Are the Pacers America's crack wagon V 3.0???>>Rizzo>jailblazers east.lee

I like America's crackwagon V 3.0 (1.0 was Cowboys under Switzer, 2.0 was Portland Jailblazers)

its tough being a cowboys fan..... lee

It's tougher being a Raider fan...

Rizzo

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10-09-2006, 04:34 AM

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Frank Rizzo wrote:

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Lee Watkins wrote:>Frank Rizzo wrote:>>>>Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:>>>>>>>>>In article <1160177560.135313.198840@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.c om>,>>>"sv0f" <sashankvarma@yahoo.com> wrote:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dave wrote:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I believe all of these players have shot to the top of Dave Jayhawk's>>>>>>draft chart.>>>>>>>>>>I gotta admit, Quagmire PR is working overtime just to get ready for>>>>>the opening tip. They've bought a second fax and everything. The>>>>>Legal Team has a November-June vacation blackout in effect, AND we got>>>>>our local Magistrate Court to extend their hours of operation.>>>>>Electricity is in the air!>>>>>>>>You might want to double up on the fax paper, given this new>>>>development:>>>>>>>>>With a bullet! I want to make sweet love to this story, this is really>>>the greatest thing since Olowokandi got shot with a tazer. It's got>>>elements of that with Caffey and Payton's Great Milwaukee Strip Club>>>Adventure and anything involving Rasheed Wallace. Just great.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Officers found a small amount of marijuana in the passenger side door of>>>>>Pacer point guard Jamaal>>>>>Tinsley's car, police said. Officers could not determine the car's driver>>>>>or to whom the marijuana>>>>>belonged, so no arrests were made.>>>>>>>>"How could that weed be mine? I'm over here in the driver's seat.>>>>There's no way I could reach my stubby arm all the way over to the>>>>passenger side door. I'm an NBA player, not Plastic Man!">>>>>>>>Granville, is this really a legally sufficient excuse?>>>>>>>>>"It's not mine" leaves it to the discretion of the police in the first>>>instance, and usually the last as in my experience judges will defer in>>>matters of possession to the arresting officer's report. My guess is it>>>was (a) a completely miniscule amount, AND (not or) (b) probably in that>>>little door shelf and found only after a search. Since a trace amount>>>usually only calls for a fine, it's probably not worth the bother to>>>determine who stuck it there.>>>>>>Are the Pacers America's crack wagon V 3.0???>>>>Rizzo>>>>jailblazers east.>>leeI like America's crackwagon V 3.0(1.0 was Cowboys under Switzer, 2.0 was Portland Jailblazers)

its tough being a cowboys fan.....lee

It's tougher being a Raider fan... Rizzo

you win.

lee

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10-10-2006, 07:45 AM

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Frank Rizzo wrote:

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Lee Watkins wrote:>Frank Rizzo wrote:>>>Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:>>>>>>>In article <1160177560.135313.198840@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.c om>,>>>"sv0f" <sashankvarma@yahoo.com> wrote:>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dave wrote:>>>>>>>>>>>>>Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I believe all of these players have shot to the top of Dave Jayhawk's>>>>>>draft chart.>>>>>>>>>>I gotta admit, Quagmire PR is working overtime just to get ready for>>>>>the opening tip. They've bought a second fax and everything. The>>>>>Legal Team has a November-June vacation blackout in effect, AND we got>>>>>our local Magistrate Court to extend their hours of operation.>>>>>Electricity is in the air!>>>>>>>>You might want to double up on the fax paper, given this new>>>>development:>>>>>>>>>With a bullet! I want to make sweet love to this story, this is really>>>the greatest thing since Olowokandi got shot with a tazer. It's got>>>elements of that with Caffey and Payton's Great Milwaukee Strip Club>>>Adventure and anything involving Rasheed Wallace. Just great.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Officers found a small amount of marijuana in the passenger side door of>>>>>Pacer point guard Jamaal>>>>>Tinsley's car, police said. Officers could not determine the car's driver>>>>>or to whom the marijuana>>>>>belonged, so no arrests were made.>>>>>>>>"How could that weed be mine? I'm over here in the driver's seat.>>>>There's no way I could reach my stubby arm all the way over to the>>>>passenger side door. I'm an NBA player, not Plastic Man!">>>>>>>>Granville, is this really a legally sufficient excuse?>>>>>>>>>"It's not mine" leaves it to the discretion of the police in the first>>>instance, and usually the last as in my experience judges will defer in>>>matters of possession to the arresting officer's report. My guess is it>>>was (a) a completely miniscule amount, AND (not or) (b) probably in that>>>little door shelf and found only after a search. Since a trace amount>>>usually only calls for a fine, it's probably not worth the bother to>>>determine who stuck it there.>>>>>>Are the Pacers America's crack wagon V 3.0???>>>>Rizzo>>>>jailblazers east.>>lee I like America's crackwagon V 3.0 (1.0 was Cowboys under Switzer, 2.0 was Portland Jailblazers)

its tough being a cowboys fan..... lee

It's tougher being a Raider fan... Rizzo

Aaron Brooks is a special little guy. I run an Aaron Brooks fan fiction
site, if you're interested. Evil wizards often attempt to steal the
Raiders playbook from him via telepathy, but the joke is on them
because Aaron Brooks has the power to forget the entire playbook
whenever he wants. Often, these wizards masquerade as defensive tackles
for the other team. It's a pretty awesome fan fiction site. Anyway, let
me know if you're interested.

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10-12-2006, 04:14 PM

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Marc Heiden wrote:

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Frank Rizzo wrote: > Lee Watkins wrote: > >>Frank Rizzo wrote: >> >>>Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote: >>> >>> >>>>In article <1160177560.135313.198840@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.c om>, >>>>"sv0f" <sashankvarma@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>>Dave wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>>I believe all of these players have shot to the top of Dave Jayhawk's >>>>>>>draft chart. >>>>>> >>>>>>I gotta admit, Quagmire PR is working overtime just to get ready for >>>>>>the opening tip. They've bought a second fax and everything. The >>>>>>Legal Team has a November-June vacation blackout in effect, AND we got >>>>>>our local Magistrate Court to extend their hours of operation. >>>>>>Electricity is in the air! >>>>> >>>>>You might want to double up on the fax paper, given this new >>>>>development: >>>> >>>> >>>>With a bullet! I want to make sweet love to this story, this is really >>>>the greatest thing since Olowokandi got shot with a tazer. It's got >>>>elements of that with Caffey and Payton's Great Milwaukee Strip Club >>>>Adventure and anything involving Rasheed Wallace. Just great. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>>>Officers found a small amount of marijuana in the passenger side door of >>>>>>Pacer point guard Jamaal >>>>>>Tinsley's car, police said. Officers could not determine the car's driver >>>>>>or to whom the marijuana >>>>>>belonged, so no arrests were made. >>>>> >>>>>"How could that weed be mine? I'm over here in the driver's seat. >>>>>There's no way I could reach my stubby arm all the way over to the >>>>>passenger side door. I'm an NBA player, not Plastic Man!" >>>>> >>>>>Granville, is this really a legally sufficient excuse? >>>> >>>> >>>>"It's not mine" leaves it to the discretion of the police in the first >>>>instance, and usually the last as in my experience judges will defer in >>>>matters of possession to the arresting officer's report. My guess is it >>>>was (a) a completely miniscule amount, AND (not or) (b) probably in that >>>>little door shelf and found only after a search. Since a trace amount >>>>usually only calls for a fine, it's probably not worth the bother to >>>>determine who stuck it there. >>> >>> >>>Are the Pacers America's crack wagon V 3.0??? >>> >>>Rizzo >>> >> >>jailblazers east. >> >>lee > > > I like America's crackwagon V 3.0 > > (1.0 was Cowboys under Switzer, 2.0 was Portland Jailblazers) > its tough being a cowboys fan..... lee

It's tougher being a Raider fan... Rizzo

Aaron Brooks is a special little guy. I run an Aaron Brooks fan fiction site, if you're interested. Evil wizards often attempt to steal the Raiders playbook from him via telepathy, but the joke is on them because Aaron Brooks has the power to forget the entire playbook whenever he wants. Often, these wizards masquerade as defensive tackles for the other team. It's a pretty awesome fan fiction site. Anyway, let me know if you're interested.

After the Raiders, Warriors, Giants and Now A's, I don't know if my
psyche can handle any more Aaron Brooks than I have already been
subjected to.

Rizzo

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