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Madame Tussauds has chosen to make a waxwork of Jose Mourinho instead of
Sir Alex Ferguson - because more women fancy the Chelsea manager. LMFAO. ![]() -- XBL Gamertag: ScoopeX Currently Playing: Halo 2 Be Unlimited 24mb/1mb adsl 2 BB coming december 2005 Current CD now playing - Leftfield(Greatest Hits) - A Final Hit |
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"ScoopeX" <scoopex@scoopex.co.uk> wrote in message news:gUZcf.8470$8V6.5317@fe05.buzzardnews.com... Quote:
How can anyone fancy a lifeless inanimate obect that just lays there and does nothing? Hold on, I did get my ex-wife pregnant twice. |
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Lawrence Jenkins wrote:
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Ex ? -- XBL Gamertag: ScoopeX Currently Playing: Halo 2 Be Unlimited 24mb/1mb adsl 2 BB coming december 2005 Current CD now playing - Leftfield(Greatest Hits) - A Final Hit |
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"ScoopeX" <scoopex@scoopex.co.uk> wrote in message news:9h_cf.8477$8V6.7852@fe05.buzzardnews.com... Quote:
Yeah that's right ex.. We bought a waterbed and drifted apart. |
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LOL
"Lawrence Jenkins" <lawrence.jenkins@btinternet.com> wrote in message Quote:
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"Lawrence Jenkins" <lawrence.jenkins@btinternet.com> wrote in message news:dl1rqr$i2v$1@nwrdmz03.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com... Quote:
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My brothers girlfriend fancies him, i dont get it, with all that money, he
just gets a skin head every 3 months, lets it grow ridiculously long, then cuts it again. It baffles me. I admit though, he has got dress sense. |
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ScoopeX wrote: Quote:
Next time, in promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinousponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejeune babblement, and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity, ventriloquial verbosity, and vaniloquent vapidity. Shun double entendres, prurient jocosity, and pestiferous profanity, obscurant or apparent! __________________ |
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<zubov@digitalreds.co.uk> wrote in message news:1131726346.453739.222310@f14g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com... Quote:
Awww......your going to suffer tomorrow morning -z-? When that dictionary works it way out yer arse! Thesaurus ? Well put some ointment on em! |
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zubov@digitalreds.co.uk wrote:
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Good to see google in action. lmfao. ![]() -- XBL Gamertag: ScoopeX Currently Playing: Halo 2 Be Unlimited 24mb/1mb adsl 2 BB coming december 2005 Current CD now playing - Leftfield(Greatest Hits) - A Final Hit |
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