It will be my 40 anniversary soon so I have promised my long term friend
Teddy that I will treat him to a ticket to watch Man Utd play Chelsea at Old
Trafford, its not really my thing my lovely's, my preferences are Latin
American dancing, old Judy Garland films and Carmen Miranda. I think that
Spanish boy Ronald is your best player but he was an absolute swine for
getting young Rooney sent off in the World Cup. Price is no limit where my
Teddy is concerned and I cannot wait to see his eyes light up, Stretford End
if possible please. I will not be going but when in Manchester I always
have a couple of sweet sherry's outside your ground in "The Railway Club".

Talking of clubs I used to be a nipple polisher in the famous "Moulin Rouge"
in gay Paris, the pay was lousy but there were plenty of tips. I can return
the favour for you, when Utd are playing in London you can come and stay
with me and Teddy in my flat in Earls Court and do bring some friends.
Anyway buy now I look forward to your reply's.

Your Manager Fergie, she was in a good mood today wasn't she!

Sincerely always

Camp Jimmie

"Camp Jimmy" <frankomeara2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Oh my God! you are "that" friend of Dorothys...



Jim,this is a macho football world,please re type as follows "..having a
couple of "PINTS" of sweet Sherry ;-)


Your Flat will be full! hope Teddy doesn`t get too excited ..


I think you will get a few(replies ! ) not many because as you know.. "you"
are the only gay in this village.. LOL

Yes she had a rather large surprise!! no Jimmy,the score :-)

the best and funniest X post I`ve seen in ages,great stuff whoever you
are...keep it up..."oooer Missus"

David

"Camp Jimmy" <frankomeara2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Oh dear,mad as a mongoose.

"Camp Jimmy" <frankomeara2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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The words 'rare', 'as', 'hen's' and 'teeth' spring to mind.

Good luck! Happy anni!