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Old 09-07-2006, 11:09 AM
Bernie-The-Bolt Bernie-The-Bolt is offline
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Ted says....

My name is Ted:

http://tinyurl.com/hboep

My name isn't Ted:

http://tinyurl.com/rmn7c

PMSL

I think I pushed him too far this time!

Chalk it up!

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Old 09-07-2006, 11:09 AM
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"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in message
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Ted says.... My name is Ted: http://tinyurl.com/hboep My name isn't Ted: http://tinyurl.com/rmn7c PMSL I think I pushed him too far this time! Chalk it up! Bernie The Bolt -- 'Blue shirts good, red shirts bad' - George Orwell




Proof, as if it were needed, that his entire usenet history has been a
tissue of lies.

A. Dieu.


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Old 09-07-2006, 11:23 AM
Bernie-The-Bolt Bernie-The-Bolt is offline
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On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:09:54 GMT, "Le Dieu" <LeDieu@OT.net> wrote:
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"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in messagenews:44fffd38.477812656@news.btinternet.com ...
Quote:
Ted says.... My name is Ted: http://tinyurl.com/hboep My name isn't Ted: http://tinyurl.com/rmn7c PMSL I think I pushed him too far this time! Chalk it up! Bernie The Bolt -- 'Blue shirts good, red shirts bad' - George Orwell
Proof, as if it were needed, that his entire usenet history has been atissue of lies.A. Dieu.


Not only is he a liar, he's very stupid. He attempts to impress
people with his lies about Aston Martin's, overseas holiday homes,
earning £17,000 in one morning etc etc, and is then astounded when
people from his own NG respond by calling him a pr*ck!

Even a half wit knows that posts like that impress no one on usenet
but he still continues with them. I honestly believe that he's not
all there, seriously I do! It wouldn't surprise if he's posting from
a Mencap day centre.

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Old 09-07-2006, 08:47 PM
England's Most Successful Team Ever \(18&5\) England's Most Successful Team Ever \(18&5\) is offline
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Default Ted says....


"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in message
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Ted says.... My name is Ted: http://tinyurl.com/hboep My name isn't Ted: http://tinyurl.com/rmn7c


Odd, it looked like a question to me.... did I say my name wasn't Ted?
Sorry Bernie, but it's another occassion a supposed victory is snatched from
your hands, making you look a rather sad dickhead.
However, the much bigger issue here is why a total stranger would remember
posts from such a long time and google such a thing.
You are a complete freak, and it's quite appropriate Timmy is the only one
showing you any compassion.
Obsessed isn't the half of it.
In fact, it isn't 50% of it <snigger>

chalk it up !


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Old 09-07-2006, 08:51 PM
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"Le Dieu" <LeDieu@OT.net> wrote in message
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"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in message news:44fffd38.477812656@news.btinternet.com...
Quote:
Ted says.... My name is Ted: http://tinyurl.com/hboep My name isn't Ted: http://tinyurl.com/rmn7c PMSL I think I pushed him too far this time! Chalk it up! Bernie The Bolt -- 'Blue shirts good, red shirts bad' - George Orwell
Proof, as if it were needed, that his entire usenet history has been a tissue of lies.


So you now think I am a left wing non-racist eh? Well, whatever, think what
you like.

PS, You and Bernie make a lovely couple.


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Old 09-07-2006, 09:00 PM
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Default Ted says....


"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in message
news:44ffff48.478340453@news.btinternet.com...
Quote:
On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:09:54 GMT, "Le Dieu" <LeDieu@OT.net> wrote:
Quote:
"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in messagenews:44fffd38.477812656@news.btinternet.com ...
Quote:
Ted says.... My name is Ted: http://tinyurl.com/hboep My name isn't Ted: http://tinyurl.com/rmn7c PMSL I think I pushed him too far this time! Chalk it up! Bernie The Bolt -- 'Blue shirts good, red shirts bad' - George Orwell
Proof, as if it were needed, that his entire usenet history has been atissue of lies.A. Dieu.
Not only is he a liar, he's very stupid. He attempts to impress people with his lies about Aston Martin's, overseas holiday homes, earning £17,000 in one morning etc etc, and is then astounded when people from his own NG respond by calling him a pr*ck!


LOL
You *do* remember every little detail I post don't you?
Sane people would dismiss or forget it if they didn't like or believe it.
For some reason for you, it eats at your very core.
Are you going to appear on my doorstep one day?
You freak.



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Old 09-07-2006, 09:33 PM
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On Thu, 7 Sep 2006 21:47:49 +0100, "England's Most Successful Team
Ever \(18&5\)" <thepersonyouwishyouwere@success.com> wrote:
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"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in messagenews:44fffd38.477812656@news.btinternet.com ...
Quote:
Ted says.... My name is Ted: http://tinyurl.com/hboep My name isn't Ted: http://tinyurl.com/rmn7c
Odd, it looked like a question to me.... did I say my name wasn't Ted?


Way hay! Ted goes on a backpeddle! PMSL

First he says his name is Ted, then he says it isn't, now it's back to
being Ted again! The poor fcuker doesn't even know what day it is
never mind what his name is!
Quote:
Sorry Bernie, but it's another occassion a supposed victory is snatched fromyour hands, making you look a rather sad dickhead.However, the much bigger issue here is why a total stranger would rememberposts from such a long time


TRANSLATION:
I can't believe that Bernie remembered that point because I'd
forgotten I'd said it, how the hell could he remember! I've lied and
Bernie's exceptional memory has caught me out and made me look stupid

(snigger)

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Old 09-07-2006, 09:35 PM
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Default Ted says....

On Thu, 7 Sep 2006 22:00:04 +0100, "England's Most Successful Team
Ever \(18&5\)" <thepersonyouwishyouwere@success.com> wrote:
Quote:
"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in messagenews:44ffff48.478340453@news.btinternet.com ...
Quote:
On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:09:54 GMT, "Le Dieu" <LeDieu@OT.net> wrote:
Quote:
"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in messagenews:44fffd38.477812656@news.btinternet.com ...> Ted says....>> My name is Ted:>> http://tinyurl.com/hboep>> My name isn't Ted:>> http://tinyurl.com/rmn7c>> PMSL>> I think I pushed him too far this time!>> Chalk it up!>> Bernie The Bolt> --> 'Blue shirts good, red shirts bad' - George OrwellProof, as if it were needed, that his entire usenet history has been atissue of lies.A. Dieu.
Not only is he a liar, he's very stupid. He attempts to impress people with his lies about Aston Martin's, overseas holiday homes, earning £17,000 in one morning etc etc, and is then astounded when people from his own NG respond by calling him a pr*ck!
LOLYou *do* remember every little detail I post don't you?Sane people would dismiss or forget it if they didn't like or believe it.For some reason for you, it eats at your very core.Are you going to appear on my doorstep one day?You freak.


TRANSLATION:
I clearly cannot win against a person with such an exceptional memory.
No wonder he always make me look a stupid tw@t! Oh and I'm tilting
like fcuk here as you can probably guess from my post.

(snigger)

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Old 09-07-2006, 09:39 PM
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"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in message
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On Thu, 7 Sep 2006 21:47:49 +0100, "England's Most Successful Team Ever \(18&5\)" <thepersonyouwishyouwere@success.com> wrote:
Quote:
"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in messagenews:44fffd38.477812656@news.btinternet.com ...
Quote:
Ted says.... My name is Ted: http://tinyurl.com/hboep My name isn't Ted: http://tinyurl.com/rmn7c
Odd, it looked like a question to me.... did I say my name wasn't Ted?
Way hay! Ted goes on a backpeddle! PMSL


merely staying within the facts my old obsessed freak.
Here's another that will blow your mind.... in your first url, was I merely
using dry humour, an ironic pun on the alternate meaning of the word
father??
Quite why I am expecting someone to work it out, when they cannot work out
50% of 2 is another matter.
Never mind eh Bern. Maybe one day I will come home and read an excited post
of yours that is actually one up on me.
I won't hold my breath.
Where's your mate Timmy / Norma? (that's irony... geddit?!)
PMSL


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Old 09-07-2006, 09:41 PM
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Default Ted says....


"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in message
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Quote:
On Thu, 7 Sep 2006 22:00:04 +0100, "England's Most Successful Team Ever \(18&5\)" <thepersonyouwishyouwere@success.com> wrote:
Quote:
"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in messagenews:44ffff48.478340453@news.btinternet.com ...
Quote:
On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:09:54 GMT, "Le Dieu" <LeDieu@OT.net> wrote:>>"Bernie The Bolt" <nospammy@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in message>news:44fffd38.477812656@news.btinternet.com...>> Ted says....>>>> My name is Ted:>>>> http://tinyurl.com/hboep>>>> My name isn't Ted:>>>> http://tinyurl.com/rmn7c>>>> PMSL>>>> I think I pushed him too far this time!>>>> Chalk it up!>>>> Bernie The Bolt>> -->> 'Blue shirts good, red shirts bad' - George Orwell>>>>Proof, as if it were needed, that his entire usenet history has been a>tissue of lies.>>A. Dieu.> Not only is he a liar, he's very stupid. He attempts to impress people with his lies about Aston Martin's, overseas holiday homes, earning £17,000 in one morning etc etc, and is then astounded when people from his own NG respond by calling him a pr*ck!
LOLYou *do* remember every little detail I post don't you?Sane people would dismiss or forget it if they didn't like or believe it.For some reason for you, it eats at your very core.Are you going to appear on my doorstep one day?You freak.
TRANSLATION: I clearly cannot win against a person with such an exceptional memory. No wonder he always make me look a stupid tw@t! Oh and I'm tilting like fcuk here as you can probably guess from my post.

By the way, if you are going to retain everything a stranger says, stop with
the embarrassingly low figures.... closed out a more recent contract that
dropped me a sweet £42k extra. This year's looking like a record ;-)
TIA


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