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Old 09-16-2006, 09:31 PM
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Default The Rose Award For 9-14-2006.
The Rose Award goes to Ryan Shealy of the Kansas City Royals, who went
two-for-four with five RBI and scored two runs in a 10-8 win over the
Seattle Mariners.

Shealy homered twice and the five RBI are his career-high.

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Old 09-17-2006, 01:31 AM
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The Rose Award goes to Ryan Shealy of the Kansas City Royals, who went two-for-four with five RBI and scored two runs in a 10-8 win over the Seattle Mariners. Shealy homered twice and the five RBI are his career-high.


Take your rose award and shove it up your ass.

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Old 09-17-2006, 05:08 AM
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Smiling Wickedly, Jimbo Jones answered:
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rosecomm4256@aol.com wrote:
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The Rose Award goes to Ryan Shealy of the Kansas City Royals, who went two-for-four with five RBI and scored two runs in a 10-8 win over the Seattle Mariners. Shealy homered twice and the five RBI are his career-high.
Take your rose award and shove it up your ass.

He CAN'T. Your Cock is already at home there.
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Old 09-17-2006, 07:43 PM
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Default The (REAL) Rose Award For 9-14-2006.
In the spirit of Pete Rose being the stupidest man in baseball history
I give you The Real Rose Award to:

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a
Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived
at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near
spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to
trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's
sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press
charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

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Old 09-17-2006, 07:49 PM
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Default The (REAL) Rose Award For 9-14-2006.
"batrick@hotmail.com" <batrick@hotmail.com> wrote in
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In the spirit of Pete Rose being the stupidest man in baseball history I give you The Real Rose Award to: When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.



Urban legend; see http://www.snopes.com/autos/theft/siphon.asp
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Old 09-17-2006, 09:51 PM
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Jimbo Jones wrote:
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rosecomm4256@aol.com wrote:
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The Rose Award goes to Ryan Shealy of the Kansas City Royals, who went two-for-four with five RBI and scored two runs in a 10-8 win over the Seattle Mariners. Shealy homered twice and the five RBI are his career-high.
Take your rose award and shove it up your ass.


Do us all a favor and show us a picture of you being embalmed.

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Old 09-20-2006, 08:05 PM
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On 17 Sep 2006 14:51:48 -0700, "rosecomm4256@aol.com"
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Do us all a favor and show us a picture of you being embalmed.


Pete Rose has already been embalmed in the eyes of baseball, so the
next time you imagine yourself sucking his cock, you can use that as
an incentive. After all you must be a necrophiliac, you do so love
Pete's dead career.

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Old 09-20-2006, 09:36 PM
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LL wrote:
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On 17 Sep 2006 14:51:48 -0700, "rosecomm4256@aol.com" <rosecomm4256@aol.com> wrote:
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Do us all a favor and show us a picture of you being embalmed.
Pete Rose has already been embalmed in the eyes of baseball, so the next time you imagine yourself sucking his cock, you can use that as an incentive. After all you must be a necrophiliac, you do so love Pete's dead career.


The Rose Committee would like to see you dead even more.

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Old 09-22-2006, 12:55 AM
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On 20 Sep 2006 14:36:20 -0700, "rosecomm4256@aol.com"
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The Rose Committee would like to see you dead even more.


Wanna see something dead, check out your brain scan.
The Rose Committee is a faggot daisy chain.

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Old 09-22-2006, 09:54 PM
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LL wrote:
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On 20 Sep 2006 14:36:20 -0700, "rosecomm4256@aol.com" <rosecomm4256@aol.com> wrote:
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The Rose Committee would like to see you dead even more.
Wanna see something dead, check out your brain scan. The Rose Committee is a faggot daisy chain.


Your daddy's a faggot. Better start looking for your adoption papers.

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