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10-06-2006, 04:39 PM

sv0f

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Jackson took the students on a field trip last night.

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INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- Indiana Pacers player Stephen Jackson was hit in the mouth, struck by a car and fired a gun outside a strip club early Friday, police said.

First aid was required.

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Jackson was limping but refused medical treatment at the scene, Mount said. He conferred with a Pacers trainer and sought medical treatment at a hospital.

The class is small and injury-prone.

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The other Pacers at the scene were Jamaal Tinsley, Marquis Daniels and Jimmie Hunter.

However, they are already above the state average in self-defense.

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Tinsley and Daniels also had guns in their cars, and all three players had permits for the weapons, Mount said, although Daniels' permit was issued in Florida.

10-06-2006, 04:45 PM

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sv0f wrote:

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Jackson took the students on a field trip last night.

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INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- Indiana Pacers player Stephen Jackson was hit in the mouth, struck by a car and fired a gun outside a strip club early Friday, police said.

First aid was required.

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Jackson was limping but refused medical treatment at the scene, Mount said. He conferred with a Pacers trainer and sought medical treatment at a hospital.

The class is small and injury-prone.

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The other Pacers at the scene were Jamaal Tinsley, Marquis Daniels and Jimmie Hunter.

However, they are already above the state average in self-defense.

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Tinsley and Daniels also had guns in their cars, and all three players had permits for the weapons, Mount said, although Daniels' permit was issued in Florida.

Sounds like a club you MAY want to avoid.

Rizzo

10-06-2006, 06:20 PM

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In article <1160152794.350740.131080@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups. com>,
"sv0f" <sashankvarma@yahoo.com> wrote:

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Jackson took the students on a field trip last night.

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INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- Indiana Pacers player Stephen Jackson was hit in the mouth, struck by a car and fired a gun outside a strip club early Friday, police said.

Goddamn, that's the greatest wire story lead I've ever seen. It could
only be better if he "mocked a Korean grocer" and "dared a bystander to
pull his finger".

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First aid was required.

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Jackson was limping but refused medical treatment at the scene, Mount said. He conferred with a Pacers trainer and sought medical treatment at a hospital.

The class is small and injury-prone.

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The other Pacers at the scene were Jamaal Tinsley, Marquis Daniels and Jimmie Hunter.

However, they are already above the state average in self-defense.

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Tinsley and Daniels also had guns in their cars, and all three players had permits for the weapons, Mount said, although Daniels' permit was issued in Florida.

I believe all of these players have shot to the top of Dave Jayhawk's
draft chart.

10-06-2006, 07:29 PM

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Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:

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I believe all of these players have shot to the top of Dave Jayhawk's draft chart.

I gotta admit, Quagmire PR is working overtime just to get ready for
the opening tip. They've bought a second fax and everything. The
Legal Team has a November-June vacation blackout in effect, AND we got
our local Magistrate Court to extend their hours of operation.
Electricity is in the air!

This year the category I'm really trying to win is exploding post-it
notes. And flagrant fouls. These got added after we dropped A/TO,
right?

10-06-2006, 11:32 PM

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Dave wrote:

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Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:

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I believe all of these players have shot to the top of Dave Jayhawk's draft chart.

You might want to double up on the fax paper, given this new
development:

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"How could that weed be mine? I'm over here in the driver's seat.
There's no way I could reach my stubby arm all the way over to the
passenger side door. I'm an NBA player, not Plastic Man!"

Granville, is this really a legally sufficient excuse?

10-07-2006, 12:02 AM

Granville Waiters' Ghost Granville Waiters' Ghost is offline

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In article <1160177560.135313.198840@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.c om>,
"sv0f" <sashankvarma@yahoo.com> wrote:

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Dave wrote:

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Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:

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I believe all of these players have shot to the top of Dave Jayhawk's draft chart.

You might want to double up on the fax paper, given this new development:

With a bullet! I want to make sweet love to this story, this is really
the greatest thing since Olowokandi got shot with a tazer. It's got
elements of that with Caffey and Payton's Great Milwaukee Strip Club
Adventure and anything involving Rasheed Wallace. Just great.

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Officers found a small amount of marijuana in the passenger side door of Pacer point guard Jamaal Tinsley's car, police said. Officers could not determine the car's driver or to whom the marijuana belonged, so no arrests were made. "How could that weed be mine? I'm over here in the driver's seat. There's no way I could reach my stubby arm all the way over to the passenger side door. I'm an NBA player, not Plastic Man!" Granville, is this really a legally sufficient excuse?

"It's not mine" leaves it to the discretion of the police in the first
instance, and usually the last as in my experience judges will defer in
matters of possession to the arresting officer's report. My guess is it
was (a) a completely miniscule amount, AND (not or) (b) probably in that
little door shelf and found only after a search. Since a trace amount
usually only calls for a fine, it's probably not worth the bother to
determine who stuck it there.

10-07-2006, 03:30 AM

Frank Rizzo Frank Rizzo is offline

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Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:

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In article <1160177560.135313.198840@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.c om>, "sv0f" <sashankvarma@yahoo.com> wrote:

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Dave wrote:

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Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote: > I believe all of these players have shot to the top of Dave Jayhawk's > draft chart. I gotta admit, Quagmire PR is working overtime just to get ready for the opening tip. They've bought a second fax and everything. The Legal Team has a November-June vacation blackout in effect, AND we got our local Magistrate Court to extend their hours of operation. Electricity is in the air!

You might want to double up on the fax paper, given this new development:

With a bullet! I want to make sweet love to this story, this is really the greatest thing since Olowokandi got shot with a tazer. It's got elements of that with Caffey and Payton's Great Milwaukee Strip Club Adventure and anything involving Rasheed Wallace. Just great.

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"It's not mine" leaves it to the discretion of the police in the first instance, and usually the last as in my experience judges will defer in matters of possession to the arresting officer's report. My guess is it was (a) a completely miniscule amount, AND (not or) (b) probably in that little door shelf and found only after a search. Since a trace amount usually only calls for a fine, it's probably not worth the bother to determine who stuck it there.

Are the Pacers America's crack wagon V 3.0???

Rizzo

10-07-2006, 04:39 AM

Lee Watkins Lee Watkins is offline

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Frank Rizzo wrote:

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Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:

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In article <1160177560.135313.198840@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.c om>, "sv0f" <sashankvarma@yahoo.com> wrote:

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Dave wrote:>Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:>>>I believe all of these players have shot to the top of Dave Jayhawk's>>draft chart.>>I gotta admit, Quagmire PR is working overtime just to get ready for>the opening tip. They've bought a second fax and everything. The>Legal Team has a November-June vacation blackout in effect, AND we got>our local Magistrate Court to extend their hours of operation.>Electricity is in the air!You might want to double up on the fax paper, given this newdevelopment:

With a bullet! I want to make sweet love to this story, this is reallythe greatest thing since Olowokandi got shot with a tazer. It's gotelements of that with Caffey and Payton's Great Milwaukee Strip ClubAdventure and anything involving Rasheed Wallace. Just great.

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>Officers found a small amount of marijuana in the passenger side door of>Pacer point guard Jamaal>Tinsley's car, police said. Officers could not determine the car's driver>or to whom the marijuana>belonged, so no arrests were made."How could that weed be mine? I'm over here in the driver's seat.There's no way I could reach my stubby arm all the way over to thepassenger side door. I'm an NBA player, not Plastic Man!"Granville, is this really a legally sufficient excuse?

"It's not mine" leaves it to the discretion of the police in the firstinstance, and usually the last as in my experience judges will defer inmatters of possession to the arresting officer's report. My guess is itwas (a) a completely miniscule amount, AND (not or) (b) probably in thatlittle door shelf and found only after a search. Since a trace amountusually only calls for a fine, it's probably not worth the bother todetermine who stuck it there.

Are the Pacers America's crack wagon V 3.0??? Rizzo

jailblazers east.

lee

10-07-2006, 11:10 AM

Marc Heiden Marc Heiden is offline

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Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:

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"It's not mine" leaves it to the discretion of the police in the first instance, and usually the last as in my experience judges will defer in matters of possession to the arresting officer's report. My guess is it was (a) a completely miniscule amount, AND (not or) (b) probably in that little door shelf and found only after a search. Since a trace amount usually only calls for a fine, it's probably not worth the bother to determine who stuck it there.

Is that even a question? The Korean grocer did it. Classic revenge
scenario. It's a little-known fact (*) that, in rural areas of Korea,
the offering of an extended finger still counts as a marriage proposal.
The Korean grocer was probably surprised to have a tall man in a Pacers
uniform proposing marriage, but there was no way for the grocer to tell
that Jackson breaks down in the fourth quarter. Just from the look of
him, all that athletic ability, you might guess he'd be a fairly good
player, so the Korean grocer probably thought, what the hell, I can
always get a divorce if this doesn't work out. I'm guessing that the
grocer was either horribly offended by Jackson passing gas after the
finger-pull or horribly offended by a quick perusal of the Pacers team
preview in this year's Street & Smith. Either way, Jackson got what was
coming to him.

(*) Would probably be more widely-known if it were actually true.

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10-07-2006, 02:09 PM

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Lee Watkins wrote:

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Frank Rizzo wrote:

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In article <1160177560.135313.198840@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.c om>, "sv0f" <sashankvarma@yahoo.com> wrote:>Dave wrote:>>>Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:>>>>>I believe all of these players have shot to the top of Dave Jayhawk's>>>draft chart.>>>>I gotta admit, Quagmire PR is working overtime just to get ready for>>the opening tip. They've bought a second fax and everything. The>>Legal Team has a November-June vacation blackout in effect, AND we got>>our local Magistrate Court to extend their hours of operation.>>Electricity is in the air!>>You might want to double up on the fax paper, given this new>development:With a bullet! I want to make sweet love to this story, this is reallythe greatest thing since Olowokandi got shot with a tazer. It's gotelements of that with Caffey and Payton's Great Milwaukee Strip ClubAdventure and anything involving Rasheed Wallace. Just great.>>Officers found a small amount of marijuana in the passenger side door of>>Pacer point guard Jamaal>>Tinsley's car, police said. Officers could not determine the car's driver>>or to whom the marijuana>>belonged, so no arrests were made.>>"How could that weed be mine? I'm over here in the driver's seat.>There's no way I could reach my stubby arm all the way over to the>passenger side door. I'm an NBA player, not Plastic Man!">>Granville, is this really a legally sufficient excuse?"It's not mine" leaves it to the discretion of the police in the firstinstance, and usually the last as in my experience judges will defer inmatters of possession to the arresting officer's report. My guess is itwas (a) a completely miniscule amount, AND (not or) (b) probably in thatlittle door shelf and found only after a search. Since a trace amountusually only calls for a fine, it's probably not worth the bother todetermine who stuck it there.

Are the Pacers America's crack wagon V 3.0??? Rizzo

jailblazers east. lee

I like America's crackwagon V 3.0

(1.0 was Cowboys under Switzer, 2.0 was Portland Jailblazers)

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